Two and a Half Men
About the Show
It's a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. More specifically, it's about the lives of two brothers, one brother's son and the many women who surround them. Charlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women.
His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, came to stay with him. Complicating matters further are Charlie and Alan's narcissistic, emotionally toxic mother, Evelyn; Alan's deeply neurotic ex-wife, Judith, and Charlie's domineering, unapologetically blue-collar housekeeper, Berta.
Despite the complexities of their lives and their own strained relationship, Charlie and Alan have one thing in common: they both love Jake and want what's best for him. As a result, they manage to create a little family unit that promises to make each of them a better man.
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I am fifthteen, my birthday is March 7, 1998. 5'4. I have green eyes. my skin color is white. I am Hispanic. I have so much potential, please choose me to be in Two & a half man, this show is hilarious. I want to because an actress a prize winning actress one day this is my dream I spend my time thinking about it over and over because im so dedicated to this. im good but if you want me to do better I won't rest until im good enough for you.
Posted by Eva Quezada (2014-01-03) 7308
hi i'm kira and i love this show i;m 14 and i have alot of training in this busniess and this would be a good job on my resume
Posted by Kira Ramirez (2013-02-12) 7128
hello my name is antwon i am from Raleigh NC. i have allot of experience in acting i have been in many plays. i am 5-2 i have black haire and i am a Hispanic male i am 13 years of age and if i fit your description please email me
Posted by antwon peterson (2012-07-01) 6590
Hello, My name is Charlotte, I am from Scotland but I don't have a strong accent, I am 15 years old (26th August 1996), white female, long Blond/ginger hair, brown eyes, 5'6" and a keen actress. I have stared in many small productions with my High School and various theater companies. I have had a number of leading roles such as Tracy - Hairspray, Cosset - Les Misarable, Elle - Legally Blondie and Nancy - Oliver.I have taken a lot of singing and acting lessons and have been classed as an up and coming talent. I take weekly singing lessons and have performed with a choir at the Usher Hall in Edinburgh. I am happy to play any role and can adjust to do a lot of different accents. If you have any openings for a character which fits my description please do not hesitate to email me.
Kind regards,
Charlotte Smith.
Posted by Charlotte Lynn Smith (2012-05-12) 6484
Hello,
I'm Sadie and I'll just cut to the chase, I want to be an actress on Two and a Half Men. I am 16 years old, about 5'1, fit/slim, with blond hair, and white. I love the show and have been watching it since it first started with my dad. I love the whole concept of the show and I would be a great addition to it. I am a great actress (so I've been told) so if you give me a shot I promise I will NOT let you down!
-Sadie
Posted by Sadie (2012-03-27) 6349
I love your show and i love Ashton Kutcher so much i love acting and always will my dad said it would be amazing to make it i need to show my talent so please give me the chance i am 5 foot and dirty blonde hair thank you :)
Posted by Annette (2011-10-11) 5290
i am trying so hard!!! to like the new 2 1/2 BUT you must lose the ex wife for holden..already has one from allan...berta has to move out and give allan his room back...holden a bit too stupid and silly..you had allan once again for that...i will hang in a bit longer but definitely lose holdens ex and have him carry on with his life....hope this gives you some feedback...
Posted by debbie (2011-10-04) 5238
HEY CHARLIE AND THE REST OF THE CREW! Im Cassandra.I'm 13 and i have been in every single play in school since i was in 2ND grade, Ive also been in one drama,all the rest comedies and remakes . My parents and I love the show .I live 50 minutes away from Detroit, And im a big fan of it. im 5'3, really skinny, weigh 96 pounds, medium length dirty brown hair. and i am known as the school pervert and comedian, and CHARLIE SHEEN!! i watch Two and a Half Men almost all the time ( and im very spontaneous and weird..yay. this will be my big breakthrough, thanks you guys :)
Posted by Cassandra Beattie (2011-07-23) 4803
Simply I love acting and I am good at it, I would love to be an actor and especially on this show. I am hilarious and would fit in easily with the characters. Nothing is better than making people laugh so give me a shot and you won't regret it!
Posted by Tyler Hajas (2011-06-13) 4518
Brian Zembic here. The sick gambler that put Breast Implants in for a hundred thousand dollar bet.
I will bet I have had more chi chi than Charlie did over the last few years. And I would play the part better than he has. Who wants to bet?? It's a sick world in here.
Boob guy over4 and out.
Posted by Brian Zembic (2011-05-12) 4155
Ok, i'm like most people here...I say if sheen is out then i'll play his part. i'm 5'3" and a little overweight. black spikey hair and a smurkey, "up to no good" smile. i'll play charlie's twin brother who was seperated after birth. and was left with all of charlie's possesions after his death...like his money, house and yes even Allen. I could be like the joe pepsci half pint twin brother. Sounds like a great way to kick-off the sheen-less two and a half men season. thanks
Posted by Howie (2011-04-15) 3967
Hi im Ruby Munson and i adore this show!! I am looking for acting jobs. I even axcept small roles. I have Sandy blonde hair and natural highlights. I have brown eyes and a "Cindy Crawford" Beauty mark above my upper lip. I am 5'3" and weigh roughly 106 pounds. THANKS FOR READING!
Posted by Ruby Munson (2011-01-07) 3654
I'm Robert.I know how to sing and act a little.When I haven't shaved in a while people say I look like a grown man even though I'm 18. When my face is shaved they say I look like a young bartender(I am a bartender).so I would love to play a young bartender part.If you think I have the right face for another part that would be cool too.So let me know when you need someone.
Posted by Robert Jones (2010-10-10) 3424
hi my name is michael i love two and a half men and so does my dad i am white i weigh 135 i am only 13 i love two and a half men i am 5`5 i get great grades and a perfict kid
Posted by michael ingram (2010-09-29) 3390
i want to be in it
Posted by zachary (2010-07-19) 3227
Hey I'm 16 and wanted too know if I could be a part of Two and a Half Men also, I love the show and I love acting, so I have only a bit of experience in Drama class at my school, and everyone says I'll make it as an actor, so I was wanting to try that out, I'm 6' 5" and look 18 to some, so please tell me if you make a new season and need an actor for it. Also please don't hesitate to email me it you do.
Posted by Tyler Kelley (2010-04-28) 2890
Hi im 15 years old from Mexico I would love to be part of the show. Im making auditions but I dont have any experience by exception of a class in my school but im not bad. I can be an extra a friend of Jake or something (thats an idea) if they make a new season they need new characters yea umm ok byyeee
Posted by Pam Gmz (2010-04-03) 2764
I am 16 years old. 17 in April. Caucasian. I'm slim, 5'0", brown eyes and brunette. I live in Greensboro, FL which has made it harder to find a place to audition. I've been searching everywhere online to find auditions; I haven't had any luck. I adore 'Two and a Half Men' and would love to be a part of the show. I've done plays in school and i've also been in the drama club for two years. Acting is my passion, i would take any oppurtunity that came my way to do what I love. I can't see myself doing anything else. So please don't hesitate to email me
Posted by Ashley H (2010-03-15) 2691
Hello my name is Kenneth. I am 18 years old. I am 6'2'' with athletic/ slim body.I have blue eyes and brown hair. I have been in drama/ acting for my entire high school life and would like a chance at staring in Two and a Half Men
Posted by Kenneth D (2010-02-21) 2619
I watch Two and A Half Men everyday. I am 14, 5'7", slim, brunette with one blue and one brown eye. Everyone who knows me finds me funny and attractive. I love theatre. I was born in Germany and lived there until I was 11 - I don't have an accent but I do have a strong voice and a great laugh. My mom thinks I would be the perfect girlfriend for Jake. I do too because he is so hilarious in an adorable way! I think its time he had a steady girl to explore all those first love wacky moments. I can keep up with the bathroom jokes!
Posted by Tessa (2010-02-02) 2536
im 15...from san diego...luv the show...gender is a male....im 5'10...if u accept me please be free to email me
Posted by sivan yalda (2009-12-25) 2394
Hello. My name is Hayla. My dream is become an actress! show is super funny and I would love to be apart of the show even if I was to become an extra. If you consider me please don't hesitate to email me.
Thank you! :)
Posted by Hayla W. (2009-12-22) 2388
Hola! My name is Shannon. I am 14, caucasian, 5'2-5'3, dark haired, and live in Colorado. I'd enjoy participating in this show, even if I am just an extra. Please email me if you are considering me.
Thank you!
Posted by Shannon (2009-10-30) 2236
What's Charlie Sheen's email?. Or your guys' email. I have a good idea for a Two and half Men episode, maybe. Charlie finds out he has a 14 year old daugher, named Dakota. Her mom's dying. Jake gets a crush on Dakota. And by the end of the episode(s), Dakota goes back to her mom's. Charlile gets sad...
and so on.
Posted by sid long (2009-09-11) 2069
I love the striped coffee cups used on the show, where were they purchased? I would like to have a set of my own.
Thank You
Jim
Posted by Jim (2009-09-05) 2047
Hey my name is Gabriela acting is my calling in life. Im 13 and 4'11 yeah im short but hey who dosnt like a comedic shorty?Love school plays I enter every one I can and have training since finishing schooling at John Robert Powers.Headshots? Yep I got them. Resume? no problem !!!
give me a chance sicerly an aspiring actress,
Gabriela (Gabs)
Posted by Gabriela (2009-09-02) 2043
My daughter Brianna would be the perfect co-star with the character Jake on this show. She is one heck of an actress. She has the memory of an elephant and can learn lines Quickly..PLEASE CALL US.
Posted by brianna's mom.. (2009-08-25) 2008
Well i have been doing drama/acting since the age of 6 and made a home movie called fatty factor where i play a fat guy, but now i have a dream to be a professional actor. I live in Australia which is a big problem. keep in touch
Chris Mercer
Posted by Chris (2009-08-01) 1873
Well i have been doing drama/acting since the age of 6 and made a home movie called fatty factor where i play a fat guy, but now i have a dream to be a professional actor. I live in Australia which is a big problem. keep in touch
Chris Mercer
Posted by Chris (2009-08-01) 1872
Well I have to say just about everyone in my family is a fan of this show.
Down to the basics, I'm 17, 6"2', dark brown hair, light blue eyes, slight hefty build. People would describe me as "A Nerd in a Jock's Body"
Posted by Kevin (2009-06-26) 1674
hello.
i am willing to be an extra for two and a half men.
contact me.
and i will give you more information about myself.
Posted by alyssa (2009-04-14) 1300
I have several ideas for scripts, how do I get them to the right person.
Posted by Michelle Hollander (2009-02-02) 962
Hi, my name is Karina and I'm 14 years old. I'm Caucasian, 5'3", fit and I've always wanted to be an actress. I live in Ottawa, ON. I have the looks and the personality to be an actress. I am willing to do whichever part is necessary, whether it be an extra or an actual role. I'll be happy with any role I'm given. I just really want to have this great experience and try being an actress. It's something that I think I have talent for and could deliver my part very well. I'm very outgoing and love camera's and I am very convincing on screen. Please give me a shot,
Thanks.
-Karina.
Posted by Karina H. (2009-01-03) 816
I love this show. we always sit in the family room and have a blast watching it. i am looking for a thirteen year old girl part
Posted by brittany brady (2008-12-28) 721
i like this shows outlook on comedy and would like to be part of it
Posted by matthew tebbetts (2008-12-13) 657
I don't have an agent but I want to be on the show! mail me at
Posted by Elle (2008-09-15) 365
Hey, wats up i wanted to know if you guys would want another teen actor on your show. I always thought that Charleie Sheen was funny so it would be awesome to be on a show with him. Thank you.
Posted by tyler asaro (2008-08-20) 257
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hello, my name is Jay Cochrane, I'm 5ft 11, 15 years old, I live in England. its always been my dream to appear on two and a half men, maybe walden could find out he has a son, a bad troublemaker and he appears at walden's home the same time as jake and and they could hate eachother, causing more drama on the show. please e-mail me back. thanks.
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